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Individuals that love new Weezer records, I'll murder them.

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People who schedule Boris and At The Gates shows on the same night, I'll murder them.

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Classmates that drink Diet Pepsi at 8 in da morning, I'll murder them.

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People who make "suggestions" on what I should do, I'll murder them

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Brothers that call the Dalai Lama a fag, I'll murder them.

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Strangers who say "Hey, you're really lucky!" when you get a flat tire on your bike because you rode into a crack to avoid hitting them, I'll murder them.

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People who make comments during a movie, I'll murder them.