12-

Individuals that love new Weezer records, I'll murder them.

11-

People who schedule Boris and At The Gates shows on the same night, I'll murder them.

10-

Classmates that drink Diet Pepsi at 8 in da morning, I'll murder them.

9-

People who make "suggestions" on what I should do, I'll murder them

8-

Brothers that call the Dalai Lama a fag, I'll murder them.

7-

Strangers who say "Hey, you're really lucky!" when you get a flat tire on your bike because you rode into a crack to avoid hitting them, I'll murder them.

6-

People who make comments during a movie, I'll murder them.

5-

Shitty STM employees who work in the metro ticket booths and act like their job is so damned hard, I'll murder them.

4-

People losing it and making too much noise on St-Laurent because the Habs won, I'll murder them.

3-

Someone didn't pick up their Romados container from the living room table, I'll murder them.

2-

Light in the fridge is busted, I'll murder them.

1-

Cashier gave me wrong change at the convenience store, I'll murder them.